My Top Fives

Top Five Places I’ve Been

  1. Ireland—where I kissed the Blarney Stone and several very cute natives
  2. China—where I stood on top of the Great Wall of China
  3. Yucatan, Mexico—where I climbed the 91 steps to El Castillo at Chichen Itza
  4. Thailand—where I had my tarot cards read on the beach
  5. France—where I took my grandma to Versailles to fulfill her life-long dream

Top Five Pet Peeves

  1. People who drag their French fries through my ketchup
  2. Decorations (especially fuzzy dice and crystals) hanging from rearview mirrors
  3. Bumpers that advertise their owner’s lives with stickers
  4. Gum chompers.  Period.  Enough said.
  5. Double negatives. 

My Top Five Suckiest Jobs

  1. Pizza maker
  2. Telemarketer for a fitness club
  3. Salesgirl for Victoria’s Secret
  4. Waitress at Chi Chi’s
  5. Receptionist at a moving company