My Top Fives
Top Five Places I’ve Been
- Ireland—where I kissed the Blarney Stone and several very cute natives
- China—where I stood on top of the Great Wall of China
- Yucatan, Mexico—where I climbed the 91 steps to El Castillo at Chichen Itza
- Thailand—where I had my tarot cards read on the beach
- France—where I took my grandma to Versailles to fulfill her life-long dream
Top Five Pet Peeves
- People who drag their French fries through my ketchup
- Decorations (especially fuzzy dice and crystals) hanging from rearview mirrors
- Bumpers that advertise their owner’s lives with stickers
- Gum chompers. Period. Enough said.
- Double negatives.
My Top Five Suckiest Jobs
- Pizza maker
- Telemarketer for a fitness club
- Salesgirl for Victoria’s Secret
- Waitress at Chi Chi’s
- Receptionist at a moving company